Guitars

Guitars were a type of Instrument played in the Galaxy. Err-I mean Guitars are a musical Intrument but on The GRS Show they have a different purpose. For some reason, be it moral degeneracy, a slight case of brain damage or information gathering for an upcoming project, the topic of how much semen it would take to fill the interior volume of an acoustic guitar is often brought up. Once that is answered then comes the question of how long it would take one man to perform the feat or if the boys should employ the help of a tribe of Pygmies in South America. In the course of the conversation it is frequently asked how much cum it would take to fill up other objects such as harmonicas, kazoos, motorcycles, baby elephants and, Norman Reedus. So far the gameplan is for Damian to take his grandfather's cherished Guitar he inherited after his granpa was abducted by aliens, and bring it to a cottage up north. On a strict diet of yogurt, asparagus and, pineapple Damian will proceed to creampie his guitar daily before heading onto his treadmill. He might even have to pull a few double shifts each week to get the job done in a timely manner so he may present it to his father at christmas where his father will likely breakdown crying. Tears of joy of course. Wouldn't you be poud?