Damian Benedict

Damian Lindsy Benedict (born 1989) is Georg's high school friend and co-host for The Boisterous Bros, The Georg Rockall-Schmidt Show and Sans Hosen. He was raised in London and currently lives with his insane father in a dilapidated mansion somewhere in said country. There may be precious metals in the walls of said house, potentially hidden by the multiple stacks of newspapers and dead birds. He has dogs named Nala and Brian Wilson

Description and Life
Called "Shipwreck" in secondary school, due to him once sitting in a semi-shiplike formation of staircases and railing, Damian is Georg's close friend from school- though not the first he attended. From what we hear on the Georg Rockall-Schmidt show, the two have been drinking buddies and roommates in the past and have been close for at least half their lives. He has a sister who once had a birthday party. His parents are separated, and his father once dated a woman called Emma.

Another of Damian's nicknames is Bendy Dick, a play on his last name Benedict. He is not a fan of eating breakfast.

Damian - just as Georg - appears to have a down to Earth and somewhat cynical appreciation for the world and people in general, having no care for stupid people or bullshit, and has shown a disdain for school and his peers.

He works as a chef in London, and has personally cooked for Michael Caine and Buzz Aldrin.

His grandfather used to work for the British Space Program and used to record UFOS, however most of these were a speck of paint on his window[https://youtu.be/J1Z3WBCLcEw. ]

He is also an artist who has worked as a freelance illustrator. He has been to New York.

Appearances
• Voice of Simon Pooter in Diary of a Hipster Episodes 1-9 (Series End)

• Co-Hosted The Boisterous Bros. Episodes 1-19 (Series End)

• Co-Host of The Georg Rockall-Schmidt Show Episodes 1-55 (Series End)

• Voice of Hieronymus Swash in Swash & Mau Mau Episodes 1-19 (Series End)

• Co-Host of Sans Hosen Episodes 1-Present

Catchphrases

 * "Without a shadow of a Doubt"
 * "This that and the other"
 * "Look at my Frasier boxset!"
 * "Cross dimensional"
 * "Wubberific"
 * "Brother!" (said whilst performing the world's best Hulk Hogan impression)
 * “There are too many Italians in Star Wars”

Nicknames and Epithets

 * Shipwreck
 * Gaymian
 * Gayman Bendy-Dick
 * Benedict I
 * D Baggs
 * Damo
 * Jamie
 * The Human Sunflower
 * The Human Pigeon
 * Poppy-Eyes Damian
 * Damian ______ Benedict
 * Damian Mortise Benedict